SOCIALISM/APOCALYPSE HERE WE COME

I'm so disappointed in you America. You elected an atheist commie liberal, and soon we'll be waiting in line with our food tickets and wishing we had some shoes. Or a Taco Bell. Or some money and a Taco Bell so that we could legitimately buy delicious mexican cuisine at bargain-bin prices (does food actually have a bargain-bin, or just those big carts for the stale bread?).

Instead of focusing on the dysmal future ahead of us, I'm going to focus on the dysmal future of our 1950's selves and begin telling you guys all about my adventures in the non-fiction action-RPG Fallout 3, which is based on a true story.

First, we'll explore the childhoods of both myself, Grizzly Slate, as well as that insidious evil-doer Xavier Sidious, and the shocking similarities between them. Which you can look forward to next update.

BARACK OBAMA IS A MUSLIM TERRORIST ILLEGAL

It has been quite awhile since I updated, so I'm uh... well, not sorry. But...

Well you should be relieved. I kind of burned myself out with the Logging Adventure (which is a bit pathetic considering its meager length), so I'll regulary update with less exciting stuff. The inaguration of President Obama is happening in a few days, so I guess you commie pinko liberals are pretty excited.

Us true Americans aren't happy at all, though. He is a TERRORIST MUSLIM, and he's on a mission to destroy all that we hold dear. I heard some of his followers blew up a Taco Bell in a mall the other day (don't bother looking it up, those bastards have covered it up and they'll probably arrest you for asking questions anyway), and I'm against that sort of thing.

I propose we arrest Barack Obams, with the power of citizen's arrest! We'll make him answer for the crimes he's bound to commit!