Thursday, February 5, 2009

MICHAEL PHELPS IS A DRUGGIE

Michael Phelps was smoking reefer, and somebody took a photo of it. Now he's been suspended from USA Swimming's governing body (it's probably some type of scaly fish-human hybrid body), and all I have to say is

WHAT?

He should be put to death! Marijuana is the most addictive drug there is! Millions of people are killed every year overdosing on pot, and now here's an Olympic gold medal winner, practically telling our kids to go out and smoke some bud.

I say he should be hanged for causing the deaths of the kids who will inevitably die because they thought weed was cool because they saw Phelps do it. Banning him for 3 months for using this dangerous substance is far too lenient. Also I think he's gay, and we don't want our children turning homo on us.